So this rap is going to be about Cora Dyce,
About those little Cora members… That I nickname mice.
First there’s boofz, a try hard wannabe,
The people who think you deserve host are stupider than the concept of Scientology.
Your host app is a joke and I don’t even know why you’re still here,
Every time you join the IRC I get a query from you… Asking for dick in your ear.
But it’s not just Boofz who is a silly little mouse,
There’s Zodz who owes like 10b to the fucking house. Wink
Then there’s Nancy who didn’t have any class,
I swear she could fit a basketball up her ass.
Oh and I musn’t forget little old joe,
He’s gayer than a children’s puppet-show.
Last but not least there is Slash,
He’s so poor he goes around the GE picking up leftover ash.
So I hope you enjoyed my rap,
All I can say about Boofz is, *Clap* *Clap* for the handicap.
Pairing me with Phat? What a disgrace,
I'm going to murder this kid, and not even leave a trace.
You go out and say Cora is your life,
All you will end up with is an internet wife.
You sit around acting tough at Cora,
But you've still got your TV watching your little explorer, Dora.
The typical 12 year old, small and dumb,
While I'm out the back, banging your mum.
Lets not end this by being sincere,
Cause I'm the only reason you are here!
Now that I'm finished, and I have this won,
Sit back, and watch me win this, son!
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