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    Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

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    Nr
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    Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Nr on 2015-01-13, 12:49

    Phat

    So this rap is going to be about Cora Dyce,
    About those little Cora members… That I nickname mice.
    First there’s boofz, a try hard wannabe,
    The people who think you deserve host are stupider than the concept of Scientology.
    Your host app is a joke and I don’t even know why you’re still here,
    Every time you join the IRC I get a query from you… Asking for dick in your ear.
    But it’s not just Boofz who is a silly little mouse,
    There’s Zodz who owes like 10b to the fucking house. Wink
    Then there’s Nancy who didn’t have any class,
    I swear she could fit a basketball up her ass.
    Oh and I musn’t forget little old joe,
    He’s gayer than a children’s puppet-show.
    Last but not least there is Slash,
    He’s so poor he goes around the GE picking up leftover ash.
    So I hope you enjoyed my rap,
    All I can say about Boofz is, *Clap* *Clap* for the handicap.

    Boofz

    Pairing me with Phat? What a disgrace,
    I'm going to murder this kid, and not even leave a trace.
    You go out and say Cora is your life,
    All you will end up with is an internet wife.
    You sit around acting tough at Cora,
    But you've still got your TV watching your little explorer, Dora.
    The typical 12 year old, small and dumb,
    While I'm out the back, banging your mum.
    Lets not end this by being sincere,
    Cause I'm the only reason you are here!
    Now that I'm finished, and I have this won,
    Sit back, and watch me win this, son!


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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Moe on 2015-01-13, 16:47

    Phat4tw sorry boofz
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Joe on 2015-01-13, 16:55

    So this rap is going to be about Cora Dyce,
    About those little Cora members… That I nickname mice.

    ??????????????????????

    boofz obviously wins.

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by [Eth111] on 2015-01-13, 17:48

    phatty wins m8
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Rand al'Thor on 2015-01-13, 18:35

    Boofz. At least he wrote about the other person.
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Slash on 2015-01-13, 19:00

    Boofz. Phat went off-topic and his insults didn't even work.

    For the record i've made 5b+ this month lol



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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by k099str on 2015-01-13, 19:52

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Guest on 2015-01-13, 22:08

    Phat wrote:Last but not least there is Slash,
    He’s so poor he goes around the GE picking up leftover ash.
    LOOOOOOL, dafuq?
    Why slash? lol!

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Rand al'Thor on 2015-01-13, 22:30

    Kᴀʀɴ wrote:
    Phat wrote:Last but not least there is Slash,
    He’s so poor he goes around the GE picking up leftover ash.
    LOOOOOOL, dafuq?
    Why slash? lol!

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    Boofz
    Because Slash rhymes with ash. Therefore, it must be true.
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Allen1 on 2015-01-13, 23:12

    The people who think you deserve host are stupider than the concept of Scientology.

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    Lol. I like how you expect to win when you say this on a forum where the member-base is predominantly Islamic.

    Boofz wins.
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Phat4tw on 2015-01-14, 01:45

    The arguments against my rap winning are as stupid as the people stating them.
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Boofz on 2015-01-14, 02:03

    Phat4tw wrote:The arguments against my rap winning are as stupid as the people stating them.  
    Oh, yes... I agree. Allen, Rand and Karn are some of the more stupid people I know.
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Luke on 2015-01-14, 03:26

    I vote inva
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Blaze on 2015-01-14, 12:57

    Boofz because Phat was like "Fuck y'all."
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Iamtaba on 2015-01-14, 15:07

    boofz

    btw we're mostly Islam lol?
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Rand al'Thor on 2015-01-14, 22:56

    Boofz wrote:
    Phat4tw wrote:The arguments against my rap winning are as stupid as the people stating them.  
    Oh, yes... I agree. Allen, Rand and Karn are some of the more stupid people I know.
    m8, you're getting it all wrong. The arguments are as stupid as the arguers. So, they're good arguments.
    He's voting for you, Boofz.
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Nr on 2015-01-15, 10:55

    Boofz wins 8-2. I think Phat misinterpreted his opponent, twas Boofz not half of the clan. Maybe it's a metaphor for Boofz being as big as half of the clan, if so, brilliant, but it didn't cut it.
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

    Post by Joe on 2015-01-15, 12:22

    Boofz wrote:
    Phat4tw wrote:The arguments against my rap winning are as stupid as the people stating them.  
    Oh, yes... I agree. Allen, Rand and Karn are some of the more stupid people I know.

    LOOOOOOOOL

    Phat4tw is worst host 2014/15

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