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    Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

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    Nr
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    Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by Nr on 2015-01-20, 08:10

    Andrew

    Blaze this semifinal is against the two giants, the bad boys
    I'll be Isiah Thomas, while you're the white guy I destroy

    This Stage is the Final Frontier for you I'm afraid
    Cuz I pack flows with the lyrical tenacity that convey
    The knowledge that'd make a thesaurus blush with critical acclaim

    You Blaze all day, why ain't that a shocker
    Make you so dazed that yall assault a copper,

    But you'll be seeing something more like a halo
    When these bars got you feeling choked on by Daniel Pantaleo.

    The smoke is impairing your judgement son,
    The weed you smoke cost more than your house does,

    Nancy Grace makes more sense than you high as a kite
    Even Two Chainz can't spit facts to save your life

    You might call me a scammer but "That's not me"
    Skepta declaring that this battle's over with J.M.E.

    Playing against Majed, you thought those were some good rhymes
    You even said it yourself , I sound like i'm writing Em's lines

    We don't even need to battle cuz he's weak as fuck
    He can't even do a bench press of a small tiny hockey puck

    Did you like that Canadian jab? I made it myself
    I'll end you then ride off to Quebec while you relieve yourself

    This rap is over, we should finally end it now.
    So have a nice day Blaze, but please get the fuck out.

    Blaze

    Andrew wtf dude you're still here?
    Thought you were still taking stuff from the rear.
    Although I thought you were long gone and dead,
    Surprised to see you return after your..umm 15th quitting thread?

    Yeah your nick...wasn't it YXB?
    Sorry am I bothering you? Oh you're busy buying rsgp?
    I really don't get it though.
    Why do you need so much virtual doh?
    To build up a online social circle..Oh.
    That really proves how insecure you are.
    Honestly you're as hated as a One Directioner.

    I knew you sucked.But so much..No.
    Giving away rsgp for popularity? How big are you a hoe?
    Even as a host though, you sucked fucking balls.
    Every host took high bets, you took all the smalls.

    And then again you're an upstruck douche.
    Trying to play it cool.
    Re-applying for host again,
    Haha, what a fucking tool.
    Also I don't care how long this bar sounds.
    I'll rape you through this text.
    Just like icywave and that Eth asshole,
    You my friend are next.


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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by The Uzumaki on 2015-01-20, 08:18

    andrew's sound really professional with all these references and stuff

    unfortunately as a layman I can't understand 90% of that shit. Someone like Allen would perhaps appreciate it more

    blaze's first paragraph though... I've seen that used by so many people on so many people. But came on stronger as he progressed.

    Not sure who to vote for yet.
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by Blaze on 2015-01-20, 08:51

    All I can say is this will be pretty close. We're evenly matched opponents.
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by Allen1 on 2015-01-20, 08:59

    The Uzumaki wrote:andrew's sound really professional with all these references and stuff

    unfortunately as a layman I can't understand 90% of that shit. Someone like Allen would perhaps appreciate it more

    blaze's first paragraph though... I've seen that used by so many people on so many people. But came on stronger as he progressed.

    Not sure who to vote for yet.

    No, lmao. I completely agree with you. I even told Andrew that nobody in Cora, bar a few people, would know what tenacity meant. Plus, it's bars. How you supposed to tell somebody you're about to tear their head off with four syllable words, huh? Smh.

    Perhaps, the getting assaulted by a copper line would have been more apt against somebody with the racial likes of Cannons, not a 15 year old "middle-earth" stoner. As far as the battle, I preferred Blaze's controlled, Dr-Seuss-like style. It hit home for me, he Barry Bonds'd it.

    I vote for Blaze. Sorry Andrew, but you really do have a gp buying addiction.

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by Allen1 on 2015-01-20, 09:04

    Actually, I reread it. I vote Andrew. I skipped over a couple things. Still, not a big fan of his bars though...

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by Cannons on 2015-01-20, 09:17

    Allen1 wrote:bar a few people

    Ayyy
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by Allen1 on 2015-01-20, 09:34

    Cannons wrote:
    Allen1 wrote:bar a few people

    Ayyy

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by Slash on 2015-01-20, 10:08

    That really proves how insecure you are.
    Honestly you're as hated as a One Directioner.

    This ruined it for me, doesn't rhyme and doesn't work lol.
    Rest of blaze's was mediocre

    Even though Andrew went full try-hard and seems like he forced some of those references, he won.

    Voting Andrew


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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by Iamtaba on 2015-01-20, 10:31

    Andrew, quite a few of Blaze's lines don't rhyme + Andrew's had a little more flow into it
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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by Blaze on 2015-01-20, 11:04

    K this is the R.I.P round for me. Cool

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by Cannons on 2015-01-20, 13:23

    Blaze wrote:K this is the R.I.P round for me. Cool

    Unless you go full Zodz and pay people to say they like you (your bars)

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by Avnii on 2015-01-20, 20:17

    Tl;Dr


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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Andrew vs Blaze

    Post by Nr on 2015-01-22, 15:28

    Andrew wins 4-0.

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