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    Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Nr on 2015-01-20, 12:45

    Boofz

    Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.
    My next door neighbour with dementia would of passed that.
    Joining discussions, acting very smart,
    I'll be simple, I'll tear you apart.
    No one likes you, even less than brother Jace,
    Get up and leave, get out of this place.
    Left and came back, all just to host,
    Lets all hope, these bars are your last post.
    10k post count? You take that way too serious,
    I suppose it’s all you have, because you are hideous.
    You spent too much time to get that tag that’s blue,
    That’s probably why your girlfriend dumped you.
    Just in time, no one to take to prom,
    You spent your night partying… on tinychat.com
    I’m trying not to end too sinister,
    So you just stick to your girl avatar.

    Slash

    What the fuck, this pair up is shit
    Don't get comfortable guys, this won't last a bit.
    Boofz? All he raps about is people sitting at the Spirit tree
    Get real kid, you're the one in I-R-C, hoping to get something for free.
    Crying all day about how you haven't gotten ranked
    Shut up bitch, you're clearly asking to get spanked.
    Just like your mom, last night with 8. Ended with her getting ganked and flanked.
    I know what you're thinking, 'talking about mothers aint original at all'
    But i'll make an exception, since yours had a thing for my balls.
    Dissing other people cause of their relation with Cora?
    Really? I'm pretty sure, We're all caught up in this aura.
    So stop with the try-hard, and stop rhyming about Dora.
    You've got nothing but witty-ass comments
    So go back home and write something a little more intense.
    Hit your head a few times, cause even that thing is lacking sense
    No offence, but that thing is fucking dense.
    Boofz sounds like something you'd say while taking a duece
    You get it? You're shit. You're going to lose.
    After you do, please don't make a stupid excuse.
    Oh and by the way, your birth was a cover up for the broken condom your dad used.


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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Slash on 2015-01-20, 14:24

    Sinister and avatar don't rhyme......

    Also you kinda copied my tinychat.com rhyme vs Andrew

    Gg though.


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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by The Uzumaki on 2015-01-20, 16:26

    really close

    slash going more aggressive pulling the creeps, used the word gank, which I will take as a DotA reference (DotA > LoL)

    vote for slash sorry boofz <3

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Allen1 on 2015-01-20, 17:33

    Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.

    ~

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Joe on 2015-01-20, 17:53

    Allen1 wrote:Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.

    ~

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    LOL

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Aliispartan | VP0 on 2015-01-20, 22:02

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Guest on 2015-01-20, 22:41

    Boofz

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Allen1 on 2015-01-21, 01:34

    Hmm. I abstain. Here's why:

    Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.
    My next door neighbour with dementia would of passed that.

    ~

    Would have*. Haha, classic SAT grammar right there. But we're completely on the wavelength, Boofz, I, for one, also am an advocate that Slash failed his SATs.

    -

    You spent too much time to get that tag that’s blue,
    That’s probably why your girlfriend dumped you.

    ~

    That hit way too hard for me.

    Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz. I believe an apology should be in the making.

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Joe on 2015-01-21, 01:42

    Allen1 wrote:Hmm. I abstain. Here's why:

    Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.
    My next door neighbour with dementia would of passed that.

    ~

    Would have*. Haha, classic SAT grammar right there. But we're completely on the wavelength, Boofz, I, for one, also am an advocate that Slash failed his SATs.

    -

    You spent too much time to get that tag that’s blue,
    That’s probably why your girlfriend dumped you.

    ~

    That hit way too hard for me.

    Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz. I believe an apology should be in the making.

    hello judge.

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Boofz on 2015-01-21, 02:54

    Allen1 wrote:Hmm. I abstain. Here's why:

    Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.
    My next door neighbour with dementia would of passed that.

    ~

    Would have*. Haha, classic SAT grammar right there. But we're completely on the wavelength, Boofz, I, for one, also am an advocate that Slash failed his SATs.

    -

    You spent too much time to get that tag that’s blue,
    That’s probably why your girlfriend dumped you.

    ~

    That hit way too hard for me.

    Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz. I believe an apology should be in the making.
    It's all harmless fun. I don't find any of his disrespectful, and I hope he doesn't find mine that way, too. If, for some reason he does, I apologies in advance. And yes, I don't know how I stuffed up on ''would have'', but I did. Whoever wins these bars will lose the final anyway. lol.

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Luke on 2015-01-21, 08:41

    Gonna go Boofz, had to flip a coin tbh

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Iamtaba on 2015-01-21, 09:17

    boofz, read the first line and absolutely died

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by The Uzumaki on 2015-01-21, 09:36

    Luke wrote:Gonna go Boofz, had to flip a coin tbh

    3x till it landed on boofz's side Very Happy

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Allen1 on 2015-01-21, 10:06

    if andrew actually wins this gp, i'm gonna be shellshocked lmao

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Slash on 2015-01-21, 10:37

    Allen1 wrote:

    Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz.


    That's the point.


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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Slash on 2015-01-21, 10:38

    Iamtaba wrote:boofz, read the first line and absolutely died

    If 94% percentile on your second attempt is failing, lol

    first attempt wasn't fail either just for the record. So that line failed, meh.


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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Iamtaba on 2015-01-21, 13:34

    Slash wrote:
    Iamtaba wrote:boofz, read the first line and absolutely died

    If 94% percentile on your second attempt is failing, lol

    first attempt wasn't fail either just for the record. So that line failed, meh.

    oh please, we're in zodz dyce remember? all standards are set high by rule of king zodz. fail = less than 69%

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Joe on 2015-01-21, 14:48

    Iamtaba wrote:
    Slash wrote:
    Iamtaba wrote:boofz, read the first line and absolutely died

    If 94% percentile on your second attempt is failing, lol

    first attempt wasn't fail either just for the record. So that line failed, meh.

    oh please, we're in zodz dyce remember? all standards are set high by rule of king zodz. fail = less than 69%

    #dildoblaster

    #Chill

    you're changing into a monster ):

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by k099str on 2015-01-21, 18:44

    slash

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Joe on 2015-01-21, 19:02

    Slash wrote:
    Allen1 wrote:

    Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz.  


    That's the point.

    HAHAHAHAHA

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Rand al'Thor on 2015-01-22, 00:43

    Joe wrote:
    Slash wrote:
    Allen1 wrote:Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz.
    That's the point.
    HAHAHAHAHA
    joey's a faggot
    that eats maggots

    gg 10/10 bars

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Guest on 2015-01-22, 01:44

    Rand al'Thor wrote:
    Joe wrote:
    Slash wrote:
    Allen1 wrote:Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz.
    That's the point.
    HAHAHAHAHA
    joey's a faggot
    that eats maggots

    gg 10/10 bars

    gg, majed
    still having hard times, you glorious faggot

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Joe on 2015-01-22, 02:46

    Rand al'Thor wrote:
    Joe wrote:
    Slash wrote:
    Allen1 wrote:Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz.
    That's the point.
    HAHAHAHAHA
    joey's a faggot
    that eats maggots

    gg 10/10 bars

    rand al'thor is a whore

    OOHHHHHHHHH

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Iamtaba on 2015-01-22, 09:39

    Joe wrote:
    Rand al'Thor wrote:
    Joe wrote:
    Slash wrote:
    Allen1 wrote:Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz.
    That's the point.
    HAHAHAHAHA
    joey's a faggot
    that eats maggots

    gg 10/10 bars

    rand al'thor is a whore

    OOHHHHHHHHH

    lol stfu..

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    Re: Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

    Post by Allen1 on 2015-01-22, 10:26

    bars.

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