Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.
My next door neighbour with dementia would of passed that.
Joining discussions, acting very smart,
I'll be simple, I'll tear you apart.
No one likes you, even less than brother Jace,
Get up and leave, get out of this place.
Left and came back, all just to host,
Lets all hope, these bars are your last post.
10k post count? You take that way too serious,
I suppose it’s all you have, because you are hideous.
You spent too much time to get that tag that’s blue,
That’s probably why your girlfriend dumped you.
Just in time, no one to take to prom,
You spent your night partying… on tinychat.com
I’m trying not to end too sinister,
So you just stick to your girl avatar.
What the fuck, this pair up is shit
Don't get comfortable guys, this won't last a bit.
Boofz? All he raps about is people sitting at the Spirit tree
Get real kid, you're the one in I-R-C, hoping to get something for free.
Crying all day about how you haven't gotten ranked
Shut up bitch, you're clearly asking to get spanked.
Just like your mom, last night with 8. Ended with her getting ganked and flanked.
I know what you're thinking, 'talking about mothers aint original at all'
But i'll make an exception, since yours had a thing for my balls.
Dissing other people cause of their relation with Cora?
Really? I'm pretty sure, We're all caught up in this aura.
So stop with the try-hard, and stop rhyming about Dora.
You've got nothing but witty-ass comments
So go back home and write something a little more intense.
Hit your head a few times, cause even that thing is lacking sense
No offence, but that thing is fucking dense.
Boofz sounds like something you'd say while taking a duece
You get it? You're shit. You're going to lose.
After you do, please don't make a stupid excuse.
Oh and by the way, your birth was a cover up for the broken condom your dad used.
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