I'd like to take this time to make a thread because I haven't made one in years. It just feels nice to be typing here. Ok. Now, I'd just like to say hello to Majed because he's obviously too busy in his chaotic life to acknowledge me in anything and has clearly wiped me out of his precious memory because I obviously mean nothing to him and I'm worthless.
I'd also like to say hi to Rand because he also has no morals and thinks that everyone else is happy in life even though he has damaged so many people beyond belief. I'm glad you say hi to me just when your beloved football team score a goal. It really puts thought into it and I appreciate it. Thanks for the support.
I'd also like to abuse Sean. Please insert the curse you find apropriate: Sean, you *curse*ing *curse*, I hate that you *curse*ed everything up for everyone you *curse*.
And to the rest of the cult, thanks for countinuing the care we promised in the future. I'm glad you never forgot about me and never message me on Skype or make any effort to contact me.
And to everyone else, thanks for the repeated 'where has James gone?' worries?
p.s Shygodd, if you send me any more snapchats designed to make fun of England I shall constantly remind you of the result of the independence vote.