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    Noob Teams v1

    Post by Paul on 2015-07-16, 22:35

    http://gyazo.com/d117900f661a7d76c03cc32cd899af64

    Things wrong with this team:
    1. We don't have a JUNGLER
    2. shivanpaladin (Annie): i'll carry you guys, i'm highest lvl here lvl 26
    3. Garen building two boots...WHAT THE F***?!?!?! And all those wards?????
    4. Soraka too wow
    5. Don't get me started on their cs and minion kills lol; since the picture is cut off I'll say the minion kills in order:
    Mordekaiser: 132
    Garen: 10
    Jayce: 42
    Annie: 68
    Soraka: 1
    6. Soraka watches too many youtube pentakill videos and thinks she can score a 1v5 ace as a support champion on 60% health
    7. I think Ricky taught them how to play
    8. Ricky sucks
    9. I thought I was bad
    10. About #3, I think Garen was building two boots so he could feed even more and run into the enemy faster
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Aliispartan | VP0 on 2015-07-16, 22:43

    poor Garen, all he wanted was to be safe from ganks at top lane ....

    which is obviously why he bought so many wards and bootsx2, see he even has ghost, he wants to be super fast so warwick cant get to him
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Paul on 2015-07-16, 22:44

    Oh, and since we didn't have a jungler, we had a 2 man midlane. l0l
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Zodz on 2015-07-16, 23:23

    This is the story of League in a nutshell. You should have stolen all of their kills.
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Paul on 2015-07-16, 23:25

    Zodz wrote:This is the story of League in a nutshell. You should have stolen all of their kills.
    What kills are you talking about? XD






    We didn't even group despite me telling them to do so constantly. When we did a 5v5 they did barely any damage at all since they didn't build AD.
    Off topic: I should invest in a Rod of Ages more often... I keep forgetting about the stacks that it gives + extra health.
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Joe on 2015-07-17, 00:58

    When u get retards dont even talk to them m8 focus on destroying ur lane. ty
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Zodz on 2015-07-17, 02:12

    Joe wrote:When u get retards dont even talk to them m8 focus on destroying ur lane. ty

    that doesn't work because they will die too many times...

    This game is only meant to be played like this:

    Zodz as commander
    and skilled teammates obeying orders from Zodz


    No but really....
    skilled players have multiple situation item sets... like when the opposing team ends up doing more Ability power DPS, then you should have Magic Resist in your build... and i'm not talking about buying some non-related random null-magic mantle... although some MR is better than none in most cases. Or vice versa - armor for Attack Damage.... I would assume it to help when you recognize these things and announce it to your newbie teammates "hey guys, 4/5 players are AD, buy armor"
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Joe on 2015-07-17, 02:21

    Zodz wrote:
    Joe wrote:When u get retards dont even talk to them m8 focus on destroying ur lane. ty

    that doesn't work because they will die too many times...

    This game is only meant to be played like this:

    Zodz as commander
    and skilled teammates obeying orders from Zodz


    No but really....
    skilled players have multiple situation item sets... like when the opposing team ends up doing more Ability power DPS, then you should have Magic Resist in your build... and i'm not talking about buying some non-related random null-magic mantle... although some MR is better than none in most cases. Or vice versa - armor for Attack Damage.... I would assume it to help when you recognize these things and announce it to your newbie teammates "hey guys, 4/5 players are AD, buy armor"

    but zodz retards are normally in bronze, silver gold divisions, at that level 1 person can carry the team to victory. all it takes is a fed riven or rengar then they can 1v5.

    PS: zodz dont give tips pls ive seen u play..
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Zodz on 2015-07-17, 02:26

    Joe wrote:
    Zodz wrote:
    Joe wrote:When u get retards dont even talk to them m8 focus on destroying ur lane. ty

    that doesn't work because they will die too many times...

    This game is only meant to be played like this:

    Zodz as commander
    and skilled teammates obeying orders from Zodz


    No but really....
    skilled players have multiple situation item sets... like when the opposing team ends up doing more Ability power DPS, then you should have Magic Resist in your build... and i'm not talking about buying some non-related random null-magic mantle... although some MR is better than none in most cases. Or vice versa - armor for Attack Damage.... I would assume it to help when you recognize these things and announce it to your newbie teammates "hey guys, 4/5 players are AD, buy armor"

    but zodz retards are normally in bronze, silver gold divisions, at that level 1 person can carry the team to victory. all it takes is a fed riven or rengar then they can 1v5.

    PS: zodz dont give tips pls ive seen u play..

    gz u have witnessed moderate # of kills, low death count, high cs count, high assist count perfection

    One day I hope to have a team who knows how to take care of themselves and then pull together for group ganks randomly over voicechat
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Joe on 2015-07-17, 03:38

    Zodz wrote:
    Joe wrote:
    Zodz wrote:
    Joe wrote:When u get retards dont even talk to them m8 focus on destroying ur lane. ty

    that doesn't work because they will die too many times...

    This game is only meant to be played like this:

    Zodz as commander
    and skilled teammates obeying orders from Zodz


    No but really....
    skilled players have multiple situation item sets... like when the opposing team ends up doing more Ability power DPS, then you should have Magic Resist in your build... and i'm not talking about buying some non-related random null-magic mantle... although some MR is better than none in most cases. Or vice versa - armor for Attack Damage.... I would assume it to help when you recognize these things and announce it to your newbie teammates "hey guys, 4/5 players are AD, buy armor"

    but zodz retards are normally in bronze, silver gold divisions, at that level 1 person can carry the team to victory. all it takes is a fed riven or rengar then they can 1v5.

    PS: zodz dont give tips pls ive seen u play..

    gz u have witnessed moderate # of kills, low death count, high cs count, high assist count perfection

    One day I hope to have a team who knows how to take care of themselves and then pull together for group ganks randomly over voicechat

    zodz, there are many things wrong with you.
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Paul on 2015-07-17, 04:42

    #11 Joe plays Singed and he sux which is why we lost
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Joe on 2015-07-17, 04:48

    Paul wrote:#11 Joe plays Singed and he sux which is why we lost

    lul if i played singed at your level i'd look like an LCS player ayy
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Joe on 2015-07-18, 07:08

    wut happens when u prove zodz wrong, he stops replying Sad
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by G on 2015-07-18, 07:12

    I don't even like the game I only play it to troll and make kids rage. (◕‿◕✿)
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Luke on 2015-07-18, 09:33

    Just play akali, game over.
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Rock on 2015-07-18, 17:39

    You didn't build tank either on morde so yea paul. morde isnt about full ap so ya.
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Joe on 2015-07-18, 18:17

    G wrote:I don't even like the game I only play it to troll and make kids rage. (◕‿◕✿)

    then your sad
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Paul on 2015-07-18, 19:45

    Rock wrote:You didn't build tank either on morde so yea paul. morde isnt about full ap so ya.
    Yes he is unless you're getting wrecked by an AP team or AD in which I usually build a sceptre for MR or Zhonya's for armor.
    Even then you forgot about his shield that pops up based on how much damage he does; and you forgot about the part where our team did barely any damage without me
    In this case the game ended early so I couldn't build anything else.

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    You do too when I PM you.
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by DuhYerrowAzn on 2015-07-18, 22:36

    paulk just suxk
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Joe on 2015-07-19, 00:01

    Paul wrote:
    Rock wrote:You didn't build tank either on morde so yea paul. morde isnt about full ap so ya.
    Yes he is unless you're getting wrecked by an AP team or AD in which I usually build a sceptre for MR or Zhonya's for armor.
    Even then you forgot about his shield that pops up based on how much damage he does; and you forgot about the part where our team did barely any damage without me
    In this case the game ended early so I couldn't build anything else.

    James wrote:wut happens when u prove zodz wrong, he stops replying Sad
    You do too when I PM you.

    u dont ever pm me... if u did i'd prove u wrong also :^)
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Joe on 2015-07-19, 06:01

    Just had a Leona ask if they should build attack speed on her. Please help Sad
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Paul on 2015-07-19, 18:01

    Joe wrote:
    Paul wrote:
    Rock wrote:You didn't build tank either on morde so yea paul. morde isnt about full ap so ya.
    Yes he is unless you're getting wrecked by an AP team or AD in which I usually build a sceptre for MR or Zhonya's for armor.
    Even then you forgot about his shield that pops up based on how much damage he does; and you forgot about the part where our team did barely any damage without me
    In this case the game ended early so I couldn't build anything else.

    James wrote:wut happens when u prove zodz wrong, he stops replying Sad
    You do too when I PM you.

    u dont ever pm me... if u did i'd prove u wrong also :^)
    That's right. You always PM me first about how you died 13 times

    Noob teams v2: Annie building armor

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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Joe on 2015-07-19, 20:05

    lol annie doesnt build support items, annie builds AP. derp
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by FeuerKaiser|Warriors on 2015-07-20, 05:26

    Joe wrote:lol annie doesnt build support items, annie builds AP. derp
    Support Annies are a bitch tbh lmao
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    Re: Noob Teams v1

    Post by Aliispartan | VP0 on 2015-07-20, 20:41

    Joe wrote:lol annie doesnt build support items, annie builds AP. derp

    there are support annie's lol

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