It was a rainy day, - it was around 11PM. I was driving home from going out with friends, as my girlfriend had recently broken up with me because I was too "quick" (jk, the real reason was because she saw my fat stacks, and then I wouldn't tell her what was inside my safe)
WOW... Trust funds are fucked up.
I was driving home and I hit this asshat, who literally was wearing black and crossing the road on a green light, okay wtf. I started asking if he was okay, because you know, I'm not a total asshole. So then he said "I'll sue the shit out of you.", so I told that fat fuck McNugget to sue the shit out of his local food chain for giving him too much. The guy wrote my license plate, and then spat on my shoes. I ended up beating the shit out of him, and then ate the paper containing my license plate, (idek how he found me) the next night I get a knock on my door, etc - And I see that fucker again ... him pretending to be hurt, I found him on fb, got his address and shit (cause thats what I do), and then I told to him: "Drop the charges, or someone shall find you dead - or yet a more beautiful scenario, nobody may." Little did I know that fat jew was recording this, and now I am wearing an ankle monitor. Let's talk about that fucking $10k
I stumbled upon someone's Runebet account with a lovely 3.5b, I borrowed some of it, some meaning 3,499,999,931, leaving him 69 Coins. I was on a staking journey, I was up 30b.
I cleaned Maxcape Goal (or w/e his rsn was) ~10b. I won ~8b off Stages, I won x5 40m shard stakes vs Kalos ... then Kalos did a white phat + 150m shards, and i won
I was up to 30b+
I went to another gambling site, and bet 40k on x99 on Over, The roll was 99.51, if I am not mistaken. I won a 3.6b pot. Then did it again, but this time 200K @ 90+
I won 2b pot
Okay, my bank was roughly in the late 30Bs, probably ~38b, maybe even 40b, idk ... Keep in mind I had 34b or-so on my staking account in RS3.
now I get banned for "major macro" l0l0l0ll0 .... LmFaO, I've never botted on that account ...
All I could here is gg $8.2k
I was having a mini anxiety attack, and one is coming now that im writing this.
And then i was like: I have over 5.5b in BBB,
Welp, guess what t he fuck? I lost that two, in 5 bets orso...